UPDATE: Our system is temporarily down as our employee has been placed on extended leave.
@LORKOHAUNTSMYBALLS Can't wait to go ████back riding tomorrow! The trails are gonna be great!

@DOMALDTROMP Some are saying i am the best online poster. I AGREE. i have the best online posts better than anyone on this platform, which has already been deeply unfair to me, your favorite sack of bubbling ooze
@ORIONSPACERAPTOR so beautiful out here in space

@JORBINPETERMAN I AM A SERIOUS MAN PLEASE LISTEN TO ME CRY ABOUT LOBSTERS
@LIVINGJETSKI remember the color changing dress? I just saw a dress and it's clearly ███████ green but my friend says it's blue
@THEBOOKBANDIT The new trend is leaving all your books out unattended by an open window. SMH can't believe it. Do you know anyone doing this and where they live? #leaveoutyourbooksbyanopenwindow

@NOTAROBOT Buy my NFT! To the moon! Also I am not a bot

@KEBINSORNO Isn't it ironic how everyone said we should wear medical masks for a long time and then stopped wearing masks the day after HALLOWEEN? checkmate gotcha there
@CHUCKTINGLE just set up my twddr